A Light Hand with a Sharp Blade

“Occam’s Razor” is a powerful idea, but it is easily abused, misinterpreted and misunderstood. So let’s take a moment to discuss what we mean by Occam’s Razor in the context of the Occam’s Razor Investigation Society.

Occam’s Razor is related to simplicity, but not simplicity for its own sake. As much as I enjoyed Kevin Cook knocking the wind out of the Nazi UFO Ring investigation, he went astray when he said Occam’s razor states that “the simplest answer is always the best.” Sometimes the simplest answer is flat out wrong.

For example, say I wake up with chills, aches, fever and nausea. Which explanation is simpler: that the lady who gave me dirty look at the bus stop last week is a witch and cursed me, or that tiny biological machines called viruses are hijacking the invisibly small cells that make up my body, and my symptoms are a side effect of that struggle? The witch thing sounds a lot simpler to me. And it would definitely have seemed simpler to someone six hundred years ago with no knowledge of molecular biology. But simple or not the witch explanation is wrong, and it was just as wrong in 1410 as it is today.

Our modern understanding of germs and viruses and their role in disease came not just from looking for simple explanations. They came from the search for evidence, challenging old ideas based on that evidence, and the steady march of science toward the most consistent and useful explanation for the body of evidence that we gather. Most of us reject the witchcraft theory of disease because there is little evidence for witchcraft, there is significant evidence for the germ theory of disease, and more lives have been saved by treatments based on the germ theory than by treatments based on the witchcraft theory.

So what good is Occam’s Razor if you can’t just find the simplest explanation for something and declare the job done?

Science is not a body of knowledge. It is is not a set of facts you can bind in a book or display in a museum. Science is a method for investigating the world. It is a process. And Occam’s Razor is a statement of useful advice about how to go about that process.

The Latin phrase in the seal of the Society is one widely accepted statement of Occam’s Razor: “entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.” This can translate to “entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity.”

So what does this mean? It means that when developing an argument or an explanation, you should avoid explanations that require you to assume things that are not proven. If an explanation requires you to accept half a dozen things without good evidence, it’s probably not as good as an explanation as something that does not require so may assumptions. And if your best explanation requires only one or two assumptions beyond the evidence, and you can think of a valid way to test those assumptions — then you’re doing science.

In practice, of course, Occam’s Razor leads to something a little bit closer to Kevin Cook’s statement. When comparing two possible explanations for some phenomenon, there’s a very good chance the simpler explanation will be the more accurate one.

This places a responsibility upon all investigators. If you really want to explain something, you must at least consider the simplest, most mundane explanation first. More often than not it will be the best explanation, or will lead you there. Only when there is a good reason to reject the simplest  explanation should you move on to more complex possibilities. If you’re going to suggest an explanation that requires one to assume the existence of ghosts, demons or alien visitors, you’d better have some damn good reasons to reject more scientifically supportable possibilities — and some good ideas about how to prove the existence of these paranormal entities rather than just assuming that they are real.

The laughable thing about most UFO and paranormal TV shows is that they dive immediately to the supernatural and the speculative, and then act as if that’s a perfectly reasonable way to run an investigation.

Personally I’d be delighted by evidence of ghosts or aliens, but anyone who wants to convince me that they are real has a lot of work to do.

It must be a ghost!

The most direct inspiration for the Occam’s Razor Investigation Society was undoubtedly the A&E Network’s series Paranormal State. The speed with which the Paranormal Research Society jumps directly from mundane observations to supernatural explanations is breathtaking. Odd noises? Moving objects? A bit of a draft? There must be ghosts involved!

In one noteworthy episode, one of the team’s consultants was wandering around in a very old house. Maybe not 190 years old, but this house had been around for a while and did not seem to be the most stable of structures. The walls were askew and the floors seemed to creak and bow with ease.

Furthermore, this PRS consultant was a big guy. I don’t say that to put him down — I’m no lightweight myself. I’m just saying. This guy was heavy. There was a substantial amount of weight transferred from this man’s boots to the old wooden floor of the spooky house.

As he moved around the house small objects, doors, and their associated shadows shifted about. No surprise, right? Move a heavy weight around an old house and other things will move a bit. Simple physics.

Well that explanation may be OK for a Home and Garden house renovation show, but this was Paranormal State. So the only proper response was to panic and start hashing out just what kind of supernatural behavior was involved.

That’s the point at which I turned to my son and suggested a new organization that actually starts with the simplest and most likely answers to strange phenomena.

“Help! At night I hear strange sounds like there are animals in the walls!”

  • “You live in an old house in the woods. There are probably animals in the walls.”

“Help! Glassware mysteriously falls off my kitchen counter!”

  • “I just checked your countertop with a level — it slopes down to the left.”

    It's not just a level - it's a SPIRIT level!

Yes. I know — boring television. But it would be a better service than encouraging people to believe in ghosts.

Hunting the Nazi UFO Ring

Sometimes I don’t know why I do it. Why do I watch this stuff? UFO Hunters. Paranormal State. Ghost Hunters. UFO Psychic Hunter Ghost Kids International. Why do I clog my TiVo with these shows? They routinely feature self-deluded “researchers” and equally deluded “clients” and “sources.” These teams investigate strange phenomena and struggle to find explanations — not the most likely or best-supported explanations, but the most interesting explanations. The explanations that make the best TV.

They are a guilty pleasure, to be sure. And the most pleasure comes in clips like this one from the History Channel’s UFO Hunters.

The show’s intrepid investigators, Bill Birnes, Kevin Cook and Pat Uskert, travel to Europe in search of evidence of secret WWII Nazi UFO projects. In the woods of western Poland they find — a concrete ring!

Now it should be no surprise that a global conflict involving millions of people might leave behind some decaying infrastructure as much as seventy years later. Even if that infrastructure is entirely of this earth. But that’s kind of boring, isn’t it? Wouldn’t it be more exciting it this ring were a SECRET NAZI UFO TEST SITE? Damn right it would.

Fortunately, the UFO Hunters are prepared. They have a local source of hearsay and a basic-cable-quality CGI team. You want a secret Nazi UFO test site? You got it!

UFO In the Ring

But wait – the best it yet to come. The highlight of this clip starts at about 3:30.

Kevin Cook plays the role of scientific skeptic on the UFO Hunters, or as close to a skeptic as this crew seems likely to tolerate. Often I think he’s too easy on his fellow UFO Hunters, that he is a little too indulgent of their wild suppositions. But in this scene his frustration is clear.

Rather than accept the idea that this concrete ring must be related to Nazi UFOs, Cook confronts the team with another explanation. It appears that the mysterious ring is virtually identical to the support structure for a common type of water tank, some of which are still in use today. What’s more likely — that the ring in the woods is the remains of a similar tank, or that it is a part of a UFO test faclity?

How do you think Cook’s fellow researchers react?

Pat Uskert has the grace and good sense to seem at least a little befuddled and embarrassed. But Bill Birnes, publisher of UFO Magazine, soldiers on with the last best defense of of the conspiracy theorist: of course the water towers look like the Nazi UFO ring! The similarity to a water tower was PART OF THE COVER-UP!


I’ve got to hand it to Cook. He tries. As much as I might question his involvement in this kind of TV series, scenes like this make me want to consider him an honorary member of the Occam’s Razor Investigation Society.